You Played Yourself


I just wanted to take a minute to recognize the strongest man in the NBA.  An unstoppable and indestructible behemoth, he is truly an extremely large and powerful entity.  He has yet to meet his match.  He dominates the game in anyway he chooses, but he can physically dominate anyone who has ever stepped on a court.  This guy is a machine.  He is the Terminator, he just keeps coming and coming.  Once he gets moving downhill he is a freight train.  He will not be stopped, he will not be denied.  The league has seen it's share of mammoth human beings but never has there been such a ferocious and imposing beast combining skill and finesse with a desire to win.  You don't want to meet him in the paint any more than you want to meet him in a dark alley.  If you get in his way, you are going down.  I could only be talking about one man.  That's right.  Bojan Bogdanovich.  His mere presence is enough to drop LeBron James to his knees.  And if they come chest to chest?  You better believe the King is going flying across the court and is lucky to ever get up again.

That's right King!  It's about to be a Revolution around here if you're not gonna watch the crown.  Bojan Bogdanovich made you his rag doll.  You're better than that.

Now I know you think I'm the old guy that's going to tell you to get off my lawn, and you're right.  Here's my lawn:

This is your lawn:

Stay off my lawn.

You played yourself King.  The King is dead.  Long live the King.

Shouts to De La Soul.



Tim Caldwell